sparkles-stinson:

Barney: Let’s see, what club should we hit first? There’s club Was, there’s Wrong…
Marshall: Uhm, those places shut down a long time ago…
Barney: Oh no.
Marhsall: Oh No shut down too.
Ted: There’s Where.
Jerry: Where’s Where?
Lily: Where’s where Was was, isn’t it?
Barney: No, Was wasn’t where Where was, Was was where Wrong was, right?
Jerry: Okay!
Ted: Not Okay, that place is lame.
Robin: Okay is lame? I thought Lame was a gay bar, or is that Wrong?
Marshall: That’s wrong. That’s not Wrong.
Barney: Guys, focus!
Robin: Oh, I like Focus, let’s go there!
Ted: Where?
Robin: Not Where, Focus!
Lily: I thought Focus was closed.
Barney: No, Was was closed, once Was shut down, it reopened as Closed.
Marshall: So Closed is open!
Robin: No, Closed is closed.
Jerry: I don’t know… third base, right!
Robin: Ew, Third Base is all frat guys!
Lily: I’ll go any place, okay?
Ted: Not Okay! Okay is lame!
Robin: Okay is not lame, Lame is a gay bar!
Lily: Guys, shut up!
Barney: No, Shut Up shut down. I can’t believe I don’t know the clubs anymore.
Marshall: Guys, just pick a club, okay?
Ted: Not Okay!!
Everyone: Okay is lame, gay bar!
Marshall: For the record, I was in there once by accident, I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced Lamé.
Barney: It’s hopeless, isn’t it?